Player Characters
Cleric
- Bonspiel the Vicar of Kor!
- Dalamyr the Wise.
- Jarel Cleric of Law.
- Shamus Serpenthelm Shamus was a cleric of Andraste, the god of divination, peace and rabbit magic. Unfortunately for him she couldn't keep a giant horse zombie from kicking off his arm. He decided that traveling with the Corsairs was a poor choice for a Serpenthelm. He went off to spread the word of rabbit magic in Threshhold.
- Supper Brown A dragon-headed cleric of Strixus.
Dwarf
- Connor Connor is a dwarf. His beard is as long as he is short.
- Flapgar Trundlebig , White Gold Weilder, outcast unclean!
- Gamgar Khazam Dwarven Swordmaster, Cripple, and Land Developer.
- Newcastle Brown once shot a Dwarf in the back for looking at him funny.
- Tardos the Dwarven Veteran.
Elf
- Eluria the Veteran-Medium.
- Enis Peniswhistle Cousin of Rael, Tyrel and Sly Peniswhistle.
- Feralion the Elf.
- Marrieth aka "Beardo," is a very charming elf.
- Sly Peniswhistle extremely charismatic member of the infamous Elf clan.
- Twindle Twindle Dwelf (Jr.), not to be confused with Twindle Dwelf (Sr.).
- Tyrel (Pthffft)nus(tweet)stle the Elvish mastermind.
Fighter
- Aytor AYTOR the fighting eagle
- Barry Fancypants the Veteran.
- Big Rock Warrior and stalwart companion of Twindle and Tyrel.
- Colonel Kaffshyth the Warlock-Axer General "Sending teen-aged boys to their death is exactly how I became Corporal!"
- Griswald Griswald was the son of a farmer and his midget wife.
- Ranndy Serpenthelm All Hail the Purple Worm!
- Stulhmyr the Norseman once retainer of Viktor, has now become a full-fledged adventurer.
- William Parsnip A cagey fighter seeking to free his village from petrification.
Halfling
- Columbo a plain and simple Hobbit who keeps disreputable company. His mother does not approve.
- Sandra, Son of Mogwass a transsexual halfling with a predilection for eating his fallen enemies.
Magic-User
- Emelio Tog Armoured wizard.
- Feldspar the Neophyte A young adventurer formerly in the employ of the late Sly Naptastic the Medium.
- Floria Khazam Floria Khazam is an eleven-year old former orphan girl.
- Holga Holga is a witch, the old and ugly kind.
- Mern The Blue May be slightly flammable.
- Tim the Conjuror is a mysterious fellow.
- Umgax Longshanks Umgax Longshanks was in the retinue of Warthog when his former patron became afflicted with imbecility and plunged off an invisible bridge-thingy.
Thief
- Carter the Apprentice.
- Mlehtnepres Dlogirrem An evil or possibly good doppleganger of Merrigold Serpenthelm. What's the opposite of neutral? Cause he might be that too.
Deceased
- Alatar The Red, Pay no attention to that man behind the red robes!
- Archibald Serpenthelm, Hey guys! Check out the sweet telescope! I'll just look through the lens……..aaaahhhhhhhh.
- Ben Spiffy, the Apprentice
- Boolean, the Halfling Veteran. Killed under Koralgesh.
- Carparella, "Look, another chick in a headband!"
- Elizabeth Serpenthelm, His face? Oh, some goblins clawed it off. Then he was killed by chaos soldiers.
- Gamblor, Ghost-Buster
- Ixurgontris Serpenthelm, Was a cleric of Andraste, he spread justice and rabbit magic throughout the land for about 45 minutes when he was killed by Fortress Eibon.
- Jack Rellwood, the cat killer
- Kugel, Cut down in the Caves of Chaos.
- Merg "The Slaver" Serpenthelm, Merg was the slaver to the stars. All the most popular people bought slaves from him or they would have if he hadn't been killed in the dread fortress Eibon.
- Merrigold Serpenthelm aka Sigmund Serpenthelm aka Simon Griffenhelm, "He died doing what he loved, getting stabbed by drow in a sphere of darkness"
- Rand Gebblstryfe, fell, like so many other young men of his generation, in Koralgesh.
- Sly Naptastic, After an improbably long career as an adventurer, Sly was crushed to death while looting a room full of barrels in the Keep of Koralgesh.
- Stanley Serpenthelm, was yet another of the mind-bogglingly numerous extended Serpenthelm clan. He died while trying to save the town of Yam from being invaded by Gremlins.
- Talon Wyrmsight, Burned alive by lava under the Keep of Koralgesh.
- Viktor Calanon, who drowned in the flooded passages of the Temple of Shul-Hazadar.
- Warthog, A handsome, greedy, mullet-wearing ex-mercenary.
- Yotl Serpenthelm, An unfriendly dwarf that was some sort of unpaid servant for the Serpenthelm family. He lasted a solid twenty minutes adventuring with Colombo's Corsairs before he was ultimately lead to his death.
Other
- Runty Nasty, brutish, and short; this describes both Runty's life so far, and him. He's stupid and he knows it, and it eats at him all the time. His face twitches often, an aftereffect of the beatings he used to get from his drunkard father, and his hands are heavily scarred, a remnant of when he got his revenge, beating his father in to a pulp. Runty isn't his real name; it's an epithet his acquaintances used to refer to his diminutive (even for a halfling) stature, and it's stuck. Only his father called him by his real name, and he refuses to tell anyone what it is.
Testing PCs by Level…
Level 1
- Aytor AYTOR the fighting eagle
- Barry Fancypants the Veteran.
- Carter the Apprentice.
- Eluria the Veteran-Medium.
- Emelio Tog Armoured wizard.
- Enis Peniswhistle Cousin of Rael, Tyrel and Sly Peniswhistle.
- Feldspar the Neophyte A young adventurer formerly in the employ of the late Sly Naptastic the Medium.
- Feralion the Elf.
- Jarel Cleric of Law.
- Newcastle Brown once shot a Dwarf in the back for looking at him funny.
- Sandra, Son of Mogwass a transsexual halfling with a predilection for eating his fallen enemies.
- Shamus Serpenthelm Shamus was a cleric of Andraste, the god of divination, peace and rabbit magic. Unfortunately for him she couldn't keep a giant horse zombie from kicking off his arm. He decided that traveling with the Corsairs was a poor choice for a Serpenthelm. He went off to spread the word of rabbit magic in Threshhold.
- Sly Peniswhistle extremely charismatic member of the infamous Elf clan.
- Stulhmyr the Norseman once retainer of Viktor, has now become a full-fledged adventurer.
- Supper Brown A dragon-headed cleric of Strixus.
- Tardos the Dwarven Veteran.
- Tim the Conjuror is a mysterious fellow.
- Twindle Twindle Dwelf (Jr.), not to be confused with Twindle Dwelf (Sr.).
- Tyrel (Pthffft)nus(tweet)stle the Elvish mastermind.
Level 2
- Big Rock Warrior and stalwart companion of Twindle and Tyrel.
- Flapgar Trundlebig , White Gold Weilder, outcast unclean!
- Umgax Longshanks Umgax Longshanks was in the retinue of Warthog when his former patron became afflicted with imbecility and plunged off an invisible bridge-thingy.
Level 3
- Colonel Kaffshyth the Warlock-Axer General "Sending teen-aged boys to their death is exactly how I became Corporal!"
- Connor Connor is a dwarf. His beard is as long as he is short.
- Gamgar Khazam Dwarven Swordmaster, Cripple, and Land Developer.
- Griswald Griswald was the son of a farmer and his midget wife.
- Marrieth aka "Beardo," is a very charming elf.
- Mern The Blue May be slightly flammable.
- Ranndy Serpenthelm All Hail the Purple Worm!
Level 4
- Bonspiel the Vicar of Kor!
Level 5
- Columbo a plain and simple Hobbit who keeps disreputable company. His mother does not approve.
- Dalamyr the Wise.
- Floria Khazam Floria Khazam is an eleven-year old former orphan girl.
- Holga Holga is a witch, the old and ugly kind.
- William Parsnip A cagey fighter seeking to free his village from petrification.
Level 6
- Mlehtnepres Dlogirrem An evil or possibly good doppleganger of Merrigold Serpenthelm. What's the opposite of neutral? Cause he might be that too.
Experimental PC matrix
| Clr | Ftr | Thf | MU | Elf | Dwf | Hlf | ||
| Totals | 5 |
8 |
2 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
|
| Level 1 | 19 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
| Level 2 | 3 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| Level 3 | 7 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
| Level 4 | 1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| Level 5 | 5 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| Level 6 | 1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
